Smell the odor of Drain-O - in my sink.
There's a ring 'round the bathtub - Comet cleans, but it stinks.
Lysol Pine Disinfectant's - toxic, too.
Kills the - fungus among us - if I survive the fumes.


Someday I fear, I'll light a match - and detonate a major blast around me.
And when I wake, I'm seeing stars - and finding I've been blown to Mars,
That's where you'll find me.

Thanks to Tidy Bowl Cleanser - bowls are blue.
And if - you should inhale it - you'll turn that color, too.
Smell the odor of Drain-O - as I fade.
Ants march out of the cabinet - well then . . .
I'll just spray Raid.

(Big Finish)
If happy living comes in cans - that kill the ozone,
I'll live . . .
Beyond - the - sky.