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Song Parodies -> "Tongue Hair? *Overtly* Lame, Bro!"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland - Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"Tongue Hair? *Overtly* Lame, Bro!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Hope this one (hir)suits you!
~
Tongue hair? *Overtly* lame, Bro!
--lingual locks!?
Hair there's shock'ingly sucky
Dandruff-in-mouth's a pox
Dumb dare--gargled Rogaine™--grew
'gum fauxhawk'
Frat boy fun led to Sasquatch'd tongue
that Chewbaca'd grok
Most days I rue my palate's plait--
That furry pharynx bunning-mate
--I'm freaking!
And now my glottic plosives buzz
For 'tween my teeth it's fraught with fuzz
ith's th'ongue and
th'cheeking!
Tongue hair drove her insane, Bro
French kiss treat
lost appeal when mouth's 'dreaded' eel's
rank with days-old meat
I'll trim then rinse all week with Nair™
In hopes Rogaine™ stoke'd
fare won't dare
grow
there!
~
Tongue hair? *Overtly* lame, Bro!
--lingual locks!?
Hair there's shock'ingly sucky
Dandruff-in-mouth's a pox
Dumb dare--gargled Rogaine™--grew
'gum fauxhawk'
Frat boy fun led to Sasquatch'd tongue
that Chewbaca'd grok
Most days I rue my palate's plait--
That furry pharynx bunning-mate
--I'm freaking!
And now my glottic plosives buzz
For 'tween my teeth it's fraught with fuzz
ith's th'ongue and
th'cheeking!
Tongue hair drove her insane, Bro
French kiss treat
lost appeal when mouth's 'dreaded' eel's
rank with days-old meat
I'll trim then rinse all week with Nair™
In hopes Rogaine™ stoke'd
fare won't dare
grow
there!
~
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wonderfully penned...love the quirky concept too
Thanks alvin... the pacing was a bit, er, "trich-y"!
(now if I could only get TT's Solilo'me outta my skull!)
(now if I could only get TT's Solilo'me outta my skull!)
Man, I hope this isn't one of those problems that get worse with age like ear hair and nose hair...especially liked 'gum fauxhawk'!!!...555!!!
Just a thought...if you want to get TT's soliloqy outta your skull, how about doing "TT Or Not TT" as a comeback...
Fives to this rhyme, BRO....
Thanks Leo! Interesting TT comeback suggestion... but who can compete?
Mark: Gracias, *hermano*!
Mark: Gracias, *hermano*!
Great follow-up to yesterday's Rainbow parody.
I know how one gets hairy palms, so does one get a hairy tongue by similar means?
^ Lord McLewd, I read your mind, Sir ! ! I know well where you are ' going ' with this . . .
Absolutely bizarre, I loved every syllable of it. Just what kind of mushrooms does one have to eat to come up with ideas like this? "Hairy" has five letters in it, and this parody is hairy-hairy-hairy.
- There once was a man from Nantucket ...
Look, buddy, I keep those beautiful long bangs for a *reason*: so I can lick them to impress the chicks. Never fails! ... ok, so there's a little side effect. But WTF ... and hey, for $555,000.00 I can get you a senate seat...
Regular flossing is important to dental hygiene. And they don't TELL ya what makes the best floss for a guy.... but I will. Make an appointment, see me at the office, and that'll be $555, please. (hey, it's a bargain compared to the ex-Gov up there!)
Hint: security code was 6sx. Buy a vowel and a 9...
Hint: security code was 6sx. Buy a vowel and a 9...
brother, you and the turtle, it's non-stop laughs
Timmy1000: Thanks, x 10^3rd!
McKludge: LOL! Not sure I wanna go t’hair!
Smegmaticus Caputium: Thanks so much… Actually began as a mental exercise re re’ason-a-bully humorous subs for ‘Somewhere’ and the rest, as they say, is twistory!
McKludge part deux: … who’s cowlick’s so long he could suck it…
Ex Gov: Love the spot on dialogue… your comments—always ‘bangs’ on!
Dr. Trident: That would be Heidi Floss?
WUFPAKGRL: Close--he’s non-stop *and* he laughs at me…!
McKludge: LOL! Not sure I wanna go t’hair!
Smegmaticus Caputium: Thanks so much… Actually began as a mental exercise re re’ason-a-bully humorous subs for ‘Somewhere’ and the rest, as they say, is twistory!
McKludge part deux: … who’s cowlick’s so long he could suck it…
Ex Gov: Love the spot on dialogue… your comments—always ‘bangs’ on!
Dr. Trident: That would be Heidi Floss?
WUFPAKGRL: Close--he’s non-stop *and* he laughs at me…!
Yes, it's where they hide de floss ... except in D.C., Madam, where a palfrey $10,000.00 will get you flossed, tossed, and embossed!
You're so good with this short clipped telegram style of parody writing..but don't you ever feel sorry for those poor "Out-of-work" conjunctions ? :)
Thanks Dr. T.! Always willing to add new s'lingo to my s'lexicon!
AFW: Appreciate it! As for conjunction consumption, no' ifs, ands or buts' about it, I'm definitely missing that particular brain lobe!
AFW: Appreciate it! As for conjunction consumption, no' ifs, ands or buts' about it, I'm definitely missing that particular brain lobe!
Something I wouldn't have thought about...a hairy tongue? lol Fun to read and full of 'hairy' words :)
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