-> "And He Ain't Gonna Drive Back Home"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of Republic"
Original Performer:
Julia Ward Home
Parody Song Title:
"And He Ain't Gonna Drive Back Home"
The Lyrics
His fellows put explosives on a stolen Nissan van
he was brainwashed and fast-talked as for being a martyr man
he was told to drive the van to town and given the attack plan
and he ain't gonna drive back home
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die
with the gearbox in your belly and the camshaft in your eye
His innards were all over and the rest was blown in sky
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
He turned the key and shifted the gear and gas pedal he pressed
"Take as many people with you" is what fellows of his stressed
He drove to town and felt that Allah surely had him blessed
and he ain't gonna drive back home
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die
with the gearbox in your belly and the camshaft in your eye
His innards were all over and the rest was blown in sky
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
He drove and stopped at town square and the button red he clicked
a half a ton of TNT went up before clock ticked
Men and wives and children were killed in a time eye flicked
and he ain't gonna drive back home
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die
with the gearbox in your belly and the camshaft in your eye
His innards were all over and the rest was blown in sky
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
Now resistance to invader is a thing I understand
it's the duty of the nation and a task to every man
But blind terror is a thing I really cannot comprehend
and he ain't gonna drive back home
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die
with the gearbox in your belly and the camshaft in your eye
His innards were all over and the rest was blown in sky
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
The victims were civilians, not a single Yank was killed
I fail to see why anyone would be satisfied or thrilled
It's just a deed of psycopaths whose blood is cold and chilled
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
Gory, gory, he blew up himself in Hell
with killing scores of innocents and leaving few to tell
He's no hero but a murderer, and that should ring the bell
and he ain't gonna drive back home.
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