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Song Parodies -> "A Spoonful Of Steroids"
Original Song Title:
"A Spoonful Of Sugar"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"A Spoonful Of Steroids"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
My take on the sorry state of major league baseball.
[spoken]
For ev'ry game that must be won
There is a supplement for fun
You get this stuff and snap!
I love this game
[sung]
And ev'ry at-bat that I take
Becomes a piece of cake
A hit! A streak! It's very clear to see that
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
A pitcher tries to do his best
Has ev'ry four days off to rest
While gathering tobacco for his chew
And quite intent in his pursuit
He makes a huge amount of loot
I must be strong, to move the game along - for
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
[Interlude]
The eager fans who buy the tickets
From the men who run the team
Never tire of ever coming to the game
Because I take a little pill
I always give them quite a thrill
You know (you know),
I mean (I mean),
I love my creatine
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ah!
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
For ev'ry game that must be won
There is a supplement for fun
You get this stuff and snap!
I love this game
[sung]
And ev'ry at-bat that I take
Becomes a piece of cake
A hit! A streak! It's very clear to see that
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
A pitcher tries to do his best
Has ev'ry four days off to rest
While gathering tobacco for his chew
And quite intent in his pursuit
He makes a huge amount of loot
I must be strong, to move the game along - for
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
[Interlude]
The eager fans who buy the tickets
From the men who run the team
Never tire of ever coming to the game
Because I take a little pill
I always give them quite a thrill
You know (you know),
I mean (I mean),
I love my creatine
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ah!
A spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
The muscles come 'round
Just a spoonful of steroids helps the muscles come 'round
In an all-to-obvious way
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Great job! I would like to imagine this song with Barry Bonds and the Canseco brothers on backup vocals.
Tim-You can add Mark McGuire to that "lineup", although I'm not sure if I want to hear any of these guys sing.
An interesting parody, Steve
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