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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite (hygenic) Things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"My Favorite (hygenic) Things"
Parody Written by:
wildtype
The Lyrics
Feminine products are truly fantastic
Some come in Ultra, Compak, or Pearl Plastic
Made of soft cotton with little white strings,
Tampons are some of my favorite things
Options continue in every direction
Regular, Wide for Your Maximum Protection
Up through the Ultras with cool Flexi-Wings
Pads are a few of my favorite things
Then there are others-- they're good for your light flows
Work well in daytime, but not for those night flows
Shaped for thong usage or scented like springs
Liners are some of my favorite things
When the cramps strike
Hormones all spike
When I PMS
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I forget
My stress
Some come in Ultra, Compak, or Pearl Plastic
Made of soft cotton with little white strings,
Tampons are some of my favorite things
Options continue in every direction
Regular, Wide for Your Maximum Protection
Up through the Ultras with cool Flexi-Wings
Pads are a few of my favorite things
Then there are others-- they're good for your light flows
Work well in daytime, but not for those night flows
Shaped for thong usage or scented like springs
Liners are some of my favorite things
When the cramps strike
Hormones all spike
When I PMS
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I forget
My stress
comment please, this is my first posted parody!
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hmm... not sure I should be commenting about, er, feminine products... {blush}
... good parody, though :-)
... good parody, though :-)
Bloody brilliant! 555
It's good to know, at least, that you've done your research. Can't think of anything you missed...and you made me giggle...so...5-5-5!
What a way to start!! This is a classy effort...I will definitely be looking out for your stuff if they're as good as this 555
Donīt get to giggly Arwen, you donīt wanna loose it and start to paint the town red, at least not literally. ;-)
Excellent.
that was good you go person
GROSS, Know 1!!! (but of course, now i'm giggling again!)
Fantastic...and hey! Who doesn't like Tampax? 5'd.
It wasn't great, but it's worthy of a 5-4-5 score.
Ummm---uh---O-kaaaaay........(I'll just leave the three 5's here and you can pick 'em up later!)
Simply superb.
An excellent first effort!
so.....u did ur research. or do u have a sister....???.....Execelant![oops,misplelled]. I give it 555!
great, would you mind anyone using this for performance, its gold!
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