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Song Parodies -> "Just One of Those Warts"
Original Song Title:
"Just One of Those Things"
Original Performer:
June Knight
Parody Song Title:
"Just One of Those Warts"
Parody Written by:
Al Silver
The Lyrics
It was just one little wart,
Just one of the private sort,
One of those lumps I carelessly caught,
Just one little wart.
You were just one of my pals,
Just one of my favorite gals,
So seemingly pure that I paid you court,
You gave me that wart.
If I thought I'd be
Catching STD,
When you whispered, "Dear, You're the Top,"
I'd have stayed away
From you Night and Day;
From this itch which will not stop.
So I've got you on my skin.
Too bad we began to begin,
Now it's all done,
You gave me just one little wart.
Just one of the private sort,
One of those lumps I carelessly caught,
Just one little wart.
You were just one of my pals,
Just one of my favorite gals,
So seemingly pure that I paid you court,
You gave me that wart.
If I thought I'd be
Catching STD,
When you whispered, "Dear, You're the Top,"
I'd have stayed away
From you Night and Day;
From this itch which will not stop.
So I've got you on my skin.
Too bad we began to begin,
Now it's all done,
You gave me just one little wart.
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Al - An honest post....warts and all! ;D
Oh dear Al... was this the result of multiple parodies? ;^) (I spotted a few in the verses there - nice touch!) 555
Not only are you a literate man, a musical man, and an erudite man, you are a decadent man! A disgusted 555. Again, why not run through a short song twice. Double the pleasure for us, double the challenge for you. But it would be important to indicate to viewers in the intro that you've done so.
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