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Song Parodies -> "Cows Ate My Marigolds"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless America"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kate Smith
Parody Song Title:
"Cows Ate My Marigolds"
Parody Written by:
The Turtle
The Lyrics
If you're sick of hearing this sung over and over at every ball game and public event, but you're in the middle of a pack of rabid patriots who might stomp you if you don't sing along, they won't actually be able to tell you're not singing the original. Only YOU will know!
Cows ate my marigolds.
Lambs ate my gloves.
Skanky spiders, in gliders,
Threw a pipe at my bike from above.
From the house in-to the dairy,
Through the oats comes,
Whitey Ford!
Cows ate my marigolds,
On whole wheat toast.
Cows ate my marigolds,
On whole wheat toast.
Lambs ate my gloves.
Skanky spiders, in gliders,
Threw a pipe at my bike from above.
From the house in-to the dairy,
Through the oats comes,
Whitey Ford!
Cows ate my marigolds,
On whole wheat toast.
Cows ate my marigolds,
On whole wheat toast.
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even a skanky conservative like me can agree that God Bless America is overdone---your parody is funny and original
I LOVE IT --- I love parodies that use free-form non-sequiturs to rhyme closely to the original song --- it can create a hilarious effect, the way this parody does! Very, very well done! 555!
I agree with JD and try to do what he's talking about from time to time.
That's pretty wild! Zany crazy...and I like zany crazy...well done..5's
I like it too! Great job!
Finally, a secular alternative that paces and blends in well enough that only a sharp-eared person next to me could tell what I was really singing. 5-5-5.
Hilarious! :-D
Thumbs up from a non-american fan of surreal humour. 555
I don't appreciate it when people make fun of things that are dear to me - like skanky spiders. Heh heh. Nice job.
Oooh! A golden oldie revealing the Turtle's behind (the scenes) underpinnings! I echo Johnny D!
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