-> "Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)"
Original Song Title:
"America The Beautiful"
Parody Song Title:
"Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)"
The Lyrics
O beautiful
Curvaceous thighs
Long, wavy chestnut hair
Twin pink-tipped mountains'
Gracious rise
And perky derrière
O, Sarah P.,
O, Sarah P.!
God shed His grace on thee
You've done more good
For Sisterhood
Than Oprah, Hillary!
O beautiful
For cheeks so sweet
For skin so soft and fair
For shotgun rack
Prevent attack
No one would ever dare!
O Sarah, Hon,
Take care of John
I hope the vote's for thee
You've done more good
For Sisterhood:
Ferraro, Nancy P.!
O beautiful
Alaskan sky
With Russia 'cross the sea
No terrorist
Would ever try
Their cr*p on Sarah P.
I thee adore
And fear no more
Bin Laden on the loose
You'll hunt him down
From town to town
And shoot him like a moose!
O beautiful
For tender lips
For eyes so brown and clear
Bright smile sparkles;
Shapely hips
Specs never looked so dear!
O Governor,
O hear my plea,
Please come and govern me
You look so good
You give me wood
Here to... e-ter-ni-ty!
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