'hole McConnell causes harm
Creep guy sleaze guy blows
He causes harm like feral sows
Creep guy sleaze lies so
Got a stooge douche here
And a stooge douche there
Just stooges in his crew
Stooges and douches too
Troll McConnell causes harm
Creep guy sleaze guy ho'

Ho' McConnell causes harm
Creep guy sleaze guy blows
He feeds at the trough like a pig
Eat high feast high ho'
With an oink oink here
And an oink oink there
Eats an' oinks feasts an' oinks
Lobbyists work his joint
Ho' McConnell causes harm
Sleaze guy pleased by blows

Old McConnell causes harm
Creep guy sleaze guy blows
He causes harm, he's true back luck
Creep guy sleaze guy oaf
Got a dacha here and a dacha there
Here a dach' there a dach'
He and Vlad are a match
Old McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's ho'.

Troll McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's bro
And causes harm being Vlad's whore
Creep guy sleaze guy ho.
With a "Da Da" here
And a "Da Da" there
Here a "Da" there a "Da"
Issued to Vlad's dacha
Troll McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's ho'

Troll McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's ho'

He causes harm by running scams
Creep guy sleaze guy ho'
With a blah-blah here
And a blah-blah there
Here a blah, there a blah
Ordered from Vlad's dacha
Troll McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's schmoe

Troll McConnell causes harm
By being Vlad's ho'
They say his nickname's "Moscow Mitch"
Please guys, that's a no
He's a schmuck who fears
Vlad, get the real name aired
Little bitch in Vlad's niche
Moniker's "Moscow's Bitch"

With a blah-blah here
And a blah-blah there
Here a blah, there a blah
Ordered from Vlad's dacha
With a "Da Da" here
And a "Da Da" there
Here a "Da" there a "Da"
Issued to Vlad's dacha
Got a dacha here and a dacha there
Here a dach' there a dach'
He and Vlad are a match
With an oink oink here
And an oink oink there
Eats an' oinks feasts an' oinks
Lobbyists work his joint
Got a stooge douche here
And a stooge douche there
Just stooges in his crew
Stooges and douches too

Ho' McConnell causes harm
Evil guy that blows