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Song Parodies -> "If You're Ever Feeling Gassy"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever See a Lassie?"
Original Performer:
Kid song
Parody Song Title:
"If You're Ever Feeling Gassy"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
If you're ever feeling gassy
A massie in assie
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way or that
(point downwind)
Go this way or that way
I don't want your butt spray
(hold nose)
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way, you rat
If you need to hock a lugie
Go this way or that way
If you need to hock a lugie
Don't spit where I'm at
(point at ground)
If I see tobaccy
I'm gonna face smackie
(make wide hand gesture)
If you're gonna hock a lugie
(make barf gesture)
I'll puke on your mat
(do it)
A massie in assie
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way or that
(point downwind)
Go this way or that way
I don't want your butt spray
(hold nose)
If you're ever feeling gassy
Go this way, you rat
If you need to hock a lugie
Go this way or that way
If you need to hock a lugie
Don't spit where I'm at
(point at ground)
If I see tobaccy
I'm gonna face smackie
(make wide hand gesture)
If you're gonna hock a lugie
(make barf gesture)
I'll puke on your mat
(do it)
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DKTOS but this made me smile ;)
Rick--this one brought a smile to me today. Good pacing, funny images. 5's all the way around.
This was fun- I only wish I had known these lyrics when I was in school! (For those who don't lnow: "Did You Ever See A Lassie" [Lassie as in a lass...not the dog] was a song we geezers used to sing in music class)
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