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Song Parodies -> "Uncle Joey"
Original Song Title:
"Tom Dooley"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kingston Trio
Parody Song Title:
"Uncle Joey"
Parody Written by:
Gregory Blake
The Lyrics
1950's
(Chorus)
Well now boy,
Hang down your head "Uncle Joey!".
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head "Uncle Joey!".
Time for "You" to go "Bye Bye"
This time tomorrow,
What will my "Poll Numbers" be?
Way down in the "Toilet",
Only "30%" for me!
Gas and Inflation keep rising,
Higher than the "Himalayan Range",
With no "Relief" in sight,
I blame it all on "Climate Change".
(Repeat Chorus)
After the "Maui Disaster",
My "Response" was "Seven Days Late"
I was on "Vacation",
At "My Exclusive Beach Resort Estate".
Now my days are "Numbered"
"Bidenomics" just doesn't work!
A "Plan" to "Sink the Economy!"
Promoted by a "Total Jerk!".
(Repeat Chorus)
At a "White House Easter Celebration"
It was quite a "Hoot!"
I was guided around "Incoherently",
By someone in a "Bunny Suit!".
After "Hunter Investigations" are over,
And I finally know my "Fate".
Looks like "Rikers Island",
Will be my "Home Estate!".
(Repeat Chorus)
(Add to End of Chorus)
Poor Boy, you're bound to "Fry!!".
Well now boy,
Hang down your head "Uncle Joey!".
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head "Uncle Joey!".
Time for "You" to go "Bye Bye"
This time tomorrow,
What will my "Poll Numbers" be?
Way down in the "Toilet",
Only "30%" for me!
Gas and Inflation keep rising,
Higher than the "Himalayan Range",
With no "Relief" in sight,
I blame it all on "Climate Change".
(Repeat Chorus)
After the "Maui Disaster",
My "Response" was "Seven Days Late"
I was on "Vacation",
At "My Exclusive Beach Resort Estate".
Now my days are "Numbered"
"Bidenomics" just doesn't work!
A "Plan" to "Sink the Economy!"
Promoted by a "Total Jerk!".
(Repeat Chorus)
At a "White House Easter Celebration"
It was quite a "Hoot!"
I was guided around "Incoherently",
By someone in a "Bunny Suit!".
After "Hunter Investigations" are over,
And I finally know my "Fate".
Looks like "Rikers Island",
Will be my "Home Estate!".
(Repeat Chorus)
(Add to End of Chorus)
Poor Boy, you're bound to "Fry!!".
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U sukk
Love how Joe was able to "relate" to parents whose children were burnt alive by talking about that time a grease fire occurred in his kitchen. Not much difference, is there? And how about that joke about almost losing his Corvette? Somebody book Joe on Johnny Carson!!
When I give a song all ones, I'm adult enough to put my own name on it. As our President would say, "Look, here's the deal: This parody is full of malarkey." Biden is going to win re-election in a landslide. At this point, the Republicans couldn't even beat the Uncle Joey from Full House.
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