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Song Parodies -> "Stephanie Made Eclipse"
Original Song Title:
"God Gave Rock N Roll"
Original Performer:
Kiss
Parody Song Title:
"Stephanie Made Eclipse"
Parody Written by:
Fangbanger_uk
The Lyrics
Stephanie made Jacob Black for me
made Edward Cullen for you
made the rest of eclipse for everyone
Do you know which you want or don't you know for sure?
Are you going to be like Bella and be a whore?
cos Jacob and Edward are worth so much more
She can't choose between the wolf or the vamp
aren't they fed up of waiting for that tramp
why not fall in love with us and have our hearts
Stephanie made Jacob Black for me
made Edward Cullen for you
made the rest of Eclipse for everyone
Stephanie made Jacob Black for me
made Edward Cullen for you
and everyone knows Team Jacob is number 1
She wants to be a vampire but kisses a wolf
just kick her in the head and give her the hoof
cos it's never too late to realize she's a slag
Go on take a stand dont comprise
We'll work real hard to catch your eyes
she's just ruining your lives, don't you realize?
Feed her to Victoria
I know that Bella Swan is rough
and sometimes people think Edwards's a fag
But boys we have been given to you as a gift
We have destroyed that toad
And now the toad's dead
NO MORE BELLA SWAN!!!!!!!
made Edward Cullen for you
made the rest of eclipse for everyone
Do you know which you want or don't you know for sure?
Are you going to be like Bella and be a whore?
cos Jacob and Edward are worth so much more
She can't choose between the wolf or the vamp
aren't they fed up of waiting for that tramp
why not fall in love with us and have our hearts
Stephanie made Jacob Black for me
made Edward Cullen for you
made the rest of Eclipse for everyone
Stephanie made Jacob Black for me
made Edward Cullen for you
and everyone knows Team Jacob is number 1
She wants to be a vampire but kisses a wolf
just kick her in the head and give her the hoof
cos it's never too late to realize she's a slag
Go on take a stand dont comprise
We'll work real hard to catch your eyes
she's just ruining your lives, don't you realize?
Feed her to Victoria
I know that Bella Swan is rough
and sometimes people think Edwards's a fag
But boys we have been given to you as a gift
We have destroyed that toad
And now the toad's dead
NO MORE BELLA SWAN!!!!!!!
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