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Song Parodies -> "Ku Klux Klan (Extended)"

Original Song Title:

"Kit Kat Bar"

Original Performer:

Kit Kat Bar Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Ku Klux Klan (Extended)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yes, hard to believe that these people still exist and carry out hate crimes...
Circle of hate,
Circle of hate,
White Knights of the dreaded Ku Klux Klan

They come out late,
They come out late,
White Knights of the dreaded Ku Klux Klan

Hooded thugs break,
Lynch, beat, and rape
White Knights of the dreaded Ku Klux Klan

There's no debate
In Southern States
The Ku Klux Klan will never disband

33/5* is still in demand...

*K is the 11th letter in the alphabet, so KKK= 33 and/5= 5th Generation. FYI


Back in the 1980s a racist in our neighborhood thought it would be funny to give our street's mailing addresses to the NSRP for distribution of their hate newspaper "The Thunderbolt." My house received it and my brother and I thought it was funny due to Southern ignornace and the terms "Negra" and "Negress." We never ordered that hate rag so after a few copies they stopped. We threw them away. Today, those same issues sell for $15-20 each from actual booksellers when in the '80s a year's subscription was something like $4!!! Hard to believe... and they DO sell more than 3 decades later. The "Thunderbolt" went under, but people have a fascination with domestic hate literature. You don't have to buy "Mein Kampf" when you can buy "The Turner Diaries" and other garbage here off Amazon or E-Bay!

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