I should've known this would be shite
I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid
Far from the exercisin' type
More for bludgin', more for bludgin', more for bludgin'
So I didn't think you'd ever get my ass to show up
Now in traction, dude, I told you I would suck

Did somethin' awful to my back
'Cause I went and took this yoga class
Twisted and heard a nasty crack
I'm gonna blame it on the yoga class
My spine shouldn't bend like that
"Shouldn't happen in a yoga class"?
Too bad, it did, hurts really bad
So I regret attendin' yoga class

Should've never gone to yoga class, back is bust
Should've never gone to yoga class

The opposite of perfectly
Help me through this, help me through this, help me through this
To get me comin' back, you'll need to pay off me
I won't do this, I won't do this, I won't do this
If it was one injury, with rage, I wouldn't bother
But I currently look like a surgeon's knot

Somethin' went wrong, now I hurt bad
'Cause you dragged me to your yoga class
Both arms and legs barely intact
Told me this was an intro yoga class
Lost what bendin' skill I had
Got tied up thanks to your yoga class
The pain is high, can see my ass
That shouldn't happen, stupid yoga class

Whoo! Ah
There a doctor in this yoga class? 'Cause I need one
Got spine damage, damage, I got spine damage, yeah-eah
Got spine damage, stupid yoga class