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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not on Trial"

Original Song Title:

"Die with a Smile"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not on Trial"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Blame It on the Whiskey" self-challenge. Does it really matter how one gets the evidence to prove someone's innocence or lack thereof?
Hoo-ooh-ooh

My, my defense for my friend Steve
Is super tight, nobody could find
A flaw at all, he's not guilty
The evidence I doubt you'll deny
And even then, won't sway any judge, bro
So your question, I can't follow
About just where I was last night and how did I find these files, it's all fine

It's a silly question, it shouldn't matter to you
How I got to collecting the evidence, just feels rude
Who cares how I found all of these files? Look, I'm not on trial
There's no need to question how I discovered the truth

Hoo-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, stop, stop the haranguing now, please
There's still quite a lot of photographs in store
That will prove that there's no chance in hell that Steve
Did the murder, he abhors that at his core
If you think they'll show his presence? Not so
And your whole "motive" claim's hollow
The records here are so airtight that you could take flight like a balloon ride

So please stop the questions how I got this data, you
Have a problem with focus, there's evidence to review
I swear this flash drive here is all mine, look, I'm not on trial
Stick to proper questions, nothing is weird, that's the truth

Don't be so rude
Find the truth
Let Steve go soon, oh-oh-ho-oh

Really pointless questions, these scars don't mean nothing, dude
And this gap in the footage is irrelevant, it's true
All of my nothing is justified 'cause I'm not on trial
Save these stupid questions for some other time, so rude
Judge, please stop these questions, I'm sure that's in your purview

Hoo-ooh-ooh
This prosecutor's a tool

Even better when it's you who's breaking who knows how many laws to get the one document that proves that you didn't do a murder...this time.

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