-> "Counting Pumpkins"
Original Song Title:
"Counting Chickens"
Parody Song Title:
"Counting Pumpkins"
The Lyrics
Far as I know you ain't bought a costume
You ain't sat my hollow down and asked if it's alright
I don't mean to make the night on perfect timing
But if you brought up Yoda, I'd be on a plane tonight
I'm already counting pumpkins pecking candy in our big time
Hanging up a frame with both our brands cross stitched in a sound
Might be off my costume dressing 'bout a candy front porch view
Baby, maybe cart and candy ain't the smartest thing to do
'Cause they ain't even looking yet, but my snacks are in one basket
And I'm loving counting pumpkins with you
Tell my heart to slow down but it's candy
I can't help but be full steam ahead and halfway down the snacks
Boy, I'd be fibbing if I told ya that I didn't
Have a laundry list of candy names that I saved in my phone
I'm already counting pumpkins pecking candy in our big time
Hanging up a frame with both our brands cross stitched in a sound
Might be off my costume dressing 'bout a candy front porch view
Baby, maybe cart and candy ain't the smartest thing to do
'Cause they ain't even looking yet, but my snacks are in one basket
And I'm loving counting pumpkins with you
Oh, and I ain't tryna count ya
Make you big snack fly the coop
But I'm counting on ya, baby
Hope you're counting on me too
I'm already counting pumpkins pecking candy in our big time
Hanging up a frame with both our brands cross stitched in a sound
Might be off my costume dressing 'bout a candy front porch view
Baby, maybe cart and candy ain't the smartest thing to do
'Cause they ain't even looking yet, but my snacks are in one basket
And I'm loving counting pumpkins with you
Yeah, I'm loving counting pumpkins with you
One pumpkin, two pumpkins, three pumpkins
Oh, shoot! I think that's a ghost
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