-> "Anywhere But Hockey"
Original Song Title:
"Anywhere But Dancing"
Original Performer:
Lauren Mayberry
Parody Song Title:
"Anywhere But Hockey"
The Lyrics
Downing all the players under hockey rinks
Looking through a T-shirt on a hockey night
A bigger cut to reel you in
Hockey day and make the skate
Hands beneath the ice rink on a hockey night
I've been searching for the rinks and the teams
I've been looking down the river of changes
I stare into the players to find the face you used to wear
But it isn't there
And now he takes you anywhere but hockey
Anywhere but hockey
All the greatest players are in black and white
And the colours havе been fading on the edge of minе
Goal to goal, score to fast
Are we ever gonna go
Making goal fantastic on a hockey night?
I've been searching for the rinks and the teams
I've been looking down the river of changes
I stare into the players to find the face you used to wear
But it isn't there
And now he takes you anywhere but hockey
Anywhere but hockey
And I don't know what is worse
The fighting or the death
Of hockey on my own
I've been searching for the rinks and the teams
I've been looking down the river of changes
I stare into the players to find the face you used to wear
But it isn't there
And now he takes you anywhere but hockey
Anywhere but hockey
Ooh, anywhere but hockey
Anywhere but hockey
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