-> "We Don't Talk About Westbound"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Talk About Bruno"
Parody Song Title:
"We Don't Talk About Westbound"
Parody Written by:
Hank Sandy
The Lyrics
ME: We don't talk about Westbound, no, no, no...
We don't talk about Westbound...!
It was my birthday...
(It was his birthday!)
And I was playing a game that I thought was the best...
(It was called "The Wild West"!)
Then Colonel Graff entered the chat...
(Oh, no!)
"Westbound is better then The Wild West!"
(How dare he say that!)
Graff then said, "This game is dead"
(That's offensive!)
"My game is simply the best!"
(I object!)
It's over for SBS!
(No it's not, we're here to stay!)
CHORUS: We don't talk about Westbound, no, no, no...
We don't talk about Westbound!
SKY: Grew to live in fear of being doxxed and swatted,
Always in threat of being accosted,
By some hacker that is known as "Mud"
...
I already had enough to deal with,
Developing an update that seemed like a myth,
For a game that had no update in years
I am out of here!
GRAFF: 3K+ players, your game has 1k less,
Don't you understand, that we are the best,
Westbound II coming soon, and you are so doomed...
CHORUS: We don't talk about Westbound, no, no, no...
We don't talk about Westbound!
TYRIDGE: He told me my game would lose players, and soon enough, it did!
(Oh, no!)
DENIEDTRIANGLES: He told me Westbound would gain more players, and just like he said!
(Oh, no!)
WESTBOUNDER: He said that Westbound is the best, I did not object!
(OH, NO!)
CHORUS: Just face it guys, The Wild West is dead!
Me: My friend told me about The Wild West
One time, long ago...
He told me it was an amazing game, and I could not disagree...
(Oh, the Westbounders are on their way!)
I was told that I should shut up,
That I was just annoying, and Westbound is better...
Here me now...
WESTBOUNDER: Hey you
ME: The lies stop here now!
WESTBOUNDER: I want you to just shup up!
ME: I must stop you now!
ME: Yes, now...
I want to stop you now...
I really need to stop you now...!
I must stop Westbound NOW!
(HEY GUYS, THE WESTBOUNDERS ARE HERE!)
ALL: TIME FOR BATTLE!
[CHORUS, PREV. LINES OVERLAPPING]
CHORUS: DON'T. TALK. ABOUT WESTBOUND!
ME: (Why did he talk about Westbound?!)
CHORUS: NOT A WORD ABOUT WESTBOUND!
ME: I wish he never brought up Westbound!
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