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Song Parodies -> "Boobs Glorious Boobs"
Original Song Title:
"Food Glorious Food"
Original Performer:
Lionel Bart from Oliver the Musical
Parody Song Title:
"Boobs Glorious Boobs"
Parody Written by:
RobbieR00
The Lyrics
Something got me thinking a long time ago, now I've finally had time to write it. I've tried to keep it as clean as possible, so you can think about it as much as you like....
Is it worth the waiting for,
Download minutes: 84
All I’ve had til now is dial-up
Now that Broadband’s come my way
I’ll not wait for half the day
All my downloads now will speed up.
There’s not a site I will fail to explore
To log-on to or sign-up for more
And there’s nothing to stop me from getting a thrill
When I just click my mouse to reve-al
Boobs, glorious boobs!
Hot totty to choose from
While I’m on the mood
More pictures to click on
Hot women, no ladyboys,
Where next shall I partake?
Vast downloaders have it boys
Chronic wrist-ache
Boobs, glorious boobs,
I’m anxious to try them
Three “banquets” a day.
Just right for the weekend
Just picture a dear old trout,
Spit-roasted for you,
Oh Boobs! Fabulous Boobs, Jiggling Boobs, Wonderful Boobs
Boobs, glorious boobs,
What is there more tasty?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed,
That’s man’s getting basted
What is it I dream about,
What brings on a swelling?
Bronzed ladies in little skirts
There’s no telling!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
More fabulous websites
Free downloads all day,
Surely is the highlight?
Just pause for a virus check,
Then get in the mood
For Boobs, great bouncy boobs,
Small perfect boobs, wonderful boobs!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
Bouncing in the sunlight,
Fridge broken again?
Repair man seems to care right
Just thinking of growing tall,
Watching all the action
One moment of knowing that
Satisfaction!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
What wouldn’t I give for
That extra bit more,
That’s all it’s installed for
Why should I be fated to
Dial up and then brood
For boobs, tempting great boobs,
Magical boobs, fabulous boobs
Beautiful boobs.... Glorious boobs!!!!
Download minutes: 84
All I’ve had til now is dial-up
Now that Broadband’s come my way
I’ll not wait for half the day
All my downloads now will speed up.
There’s not a site I will fail to explore
To log-on to or sign-up for more
And there’s nothing to stop me from getting a thrill
When I just click my mouse to reve-al
Boobs, glorious boobs!
Hot totty to choose from
While I’m on the mood
More pictures to click on
Hot women, no ladyboys,
Where next shall I partake?
Vast downloaders have it boys
Chronic wrist-ache
Boobs, glorious boobs,
I’m anxious to try them
Three “banquets” a day.
Just right for the weekend
Just picture a dear old trout,
Spit-roasted for you,
Oh Boobs! Fabulous Boobs, Jiggling Boobs, Wonderful Boobs
Boobs, glorious boobs,
What is there more tasty?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed,
That’s man’s getting basted
What is it I dream about,
What brings on a swelling?
Bronzed ladies in little skirts
There’s no telling!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
More fabulous websites
Free downloads all day,
Surely is the highlight?
Just pause for a virus check,
Then get in the mood
For Boobs, great bouncy boobs,
Small perfect boobs, wonderful boobs!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
Bouncing in the sunlight,
Fridge broken again?
Repair man seems to care right
Just thinking of growing tall,
Watching all the action
One moment of knowing that
Satisfaction!
Boobs, glorious boobs,
What wouldn’t I give for
That extra bit more,
That’s all it’s installed for
Why should I be fated to
Dial up and then brood
For boobs, tempting great boobs,
Magical boobs, fabulous boobs
Beautiful boobs.... Glorious boobs!!!!
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Robbie - "Consider Yourself"...one fine parodist! "Who Will Buy"...those wonderful downloads! Quite a "Twist" on the original. Fine job! ;D
You're no "boob" for writing this one. that's quite a "mouthful". i did a nice tribute on 'those' subjects myself:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2424.shtml
Aside from the glorious topic itself, fave line was "chronic wrist-ache". Best security advice "virus check". Glad you added that -- pawrn sites are notorious for being used by evildoers, as the users are, uh, "distracted". 555
Thanks for the nice comments, especially the "Oliver!" related one, Old Man Ribber. And Mark Scotti, thanks for the link, that one gave me a good laugh too. Every so often I'll think of something that's a gem - in this case the opening two lines and the chorus, and the rest will follow. It just happened to take 3 years before I had the time to do it!!
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