The Grand Canyon¡¯s collapsing
Lex Luther¡¯s struck again
And this time he¡¯s bought an all-new wig
And ready to dish some pain

Superman¡¯s on the case
He can¡¯t be hurt by glocks
So Lex is unleashing his new weapon
A green and glowing rock

{chorus}
Oh can you feel
The kryptonite
Changing chromosomes
And with ease it can turn those giant abs
Into a bag of bones

{chorus again}

Now superman is dieing
Like drunks from Manhattan
Now there¡¯s only one man to save the day
Osama bin Laden

He¡¯s armed with nuclear warheads
And lots of flower power
The only thing that¡¯s bad about him
Is he blew up the twin towers

{chorus x 2, pretty much destroys the plot but why the hell should I care?}