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Song Parodies -> "Smears Of The Spill O'"
Original Song Title:
"Tears On My Pillow"
Original Performer:
Little Anthony &the Imperials
Parody Song Title:
"Smears Of The Spill O'"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
A Lecteresque parody of Little Anthony and the Imperials’ 1958 hit, “Tears On My Pillow”
“Smears from the spill o’”
You must remember me
For I dismembered you
And then devour’d you head-to-toe
And savored ev’ry chew!
(Of) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate
(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
I loved your body, Fred, it
Moved me to employ
A fav’rite stir-fry recipe
With fava beans and soy.
If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate
(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
WHOA-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh (fade out)
You must remember me
For I dismembered you
And then devour’d you head-to-toe
And savored ev’ry chew!
(Of) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate
(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
I loved your body, Fred, it
Moved me to employ
A fav’rite stir-fry recipe
With fava beans and soy.
If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate
(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!
WHOA-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh (fade out)
Hannibal's words to Dr. Chilton were the latter one of the 5 people he met in heaven .. or wherever?
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especially liked "re-masticate"...fun stuff
I hear he liked Imperial rolls.
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