Absolute garbage.

THIS TIME, socialism is totally gonna work! We won't end up like Venezuela, I SWEAR!

#BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! Except when they accuse Democrats! Then they're lying SLUTS!

I am NOT a whore!

Me not paleface! Geneticists, them speak with forked tongue!

It's MY turn, I tell you!

Doesn't ANYBODY know who I am? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

I don't know quite how to break this to you, kids, but... we got nothin'.

You aren't popular here, but you keep at it. Maybe you get participation trophies.

It's shame how this site has devolved into a nest of trolls and racists.

RACIST -- Person who points out the blatantly obvious and grotesque double standards that are applied against white males vs everybody else -- eg, Cavanaugh vs Justin Fairfax

Bob is an one of AmiRight's all-time best parodists. I don't always agree with him, but his talent is undeniable. And he seems to be *extremely* popular with anonymous right-wing cowards who apparently love to live up to every negative stereotype, doing far more harm to their cause than they realize. I know you won't grow up. But don't kid yourself: you're the reason this site sucks ass now.

Allow me to kid myself for a minute. The reason this site sucks right now is due to a spate of vicious parodies by Gomez and Jeff that is WITHOUT PRECEDENT, at least in this decade. I cant vouch for the previous decade, because I showed up in 2011, but I can tell you, in the last eight years, that no other parodist has come remotely close to the level of unending, relentlessness nastiness that is being shown right now by Gomez, (and his mini-me, Jeff) And I would hope some other old timers would weigh in on this, because I think this situation could end this website, and I mean this year

Thanks for all the votes and comments. This site still rocks hard like Viagra. d;^)

Hate to break it to ya, kids, but this site has ALWAYS been filled with worthless unfunny agitprop crap like this garbage from the talentless hack Yob Dumbazz and his fellow brain-dead leftard rectum-lickers proclaiming the "genius" of his mindless leftard diarrhea. Willie Tong used to be the primary no-talent leftard crap poster of this garbage with full support (and loads of fake 555s) from the cowardly Commie rectum-licking site owner Chucky, and then it was Michael Bichalot's turn to crap post unfunny leftard agitprop with Chucky's tongue up his bung for a while. Now it's Yob Dumbazz's turn, and as usual, Chucky and xis site are sucking worse than an Electrolux.

All right, I wanted to remain cowardly and anonymous. Because I didn’t want to be one of those losers who decide I’m done with this site and keep coming back (At least I didn’t announce it publicly or anything haha - that would be humiliating).

Anyway, I obviously still have a lot of affection for and attachment to this site. When I say things like it sucks ass, I am remorseful because I know it’s Chucky’s baby and I truly am grateful for how much I’ve gotten out of it over the years.

CML, as someone points out in another thread, there’s a difference between ridiculing a public figure and anonymously attacking everyday individuals who criticize public figures. I was never a big fan of most political parodies, but it never bothered me that they dared to exist. One of my big problems with the left side of the political spectrum today is how they’ve allowed a very radical and intolerant element to control their message. I think it’s the reason Trump is president, in fact. And I think it’s a great opportunity for conservatives to assume the role of the grownups in American politics. But instead, they elect the first giant baby who tells them it’s okay to be a white guy. People go nuts because dude, a giant baby? Really? And the two sides just dig in and ramp up the mutual intolerance and here we are.

Anyway, Bob, as always it’s great to see you doing your thing. You’re one of the few political parodists on this site who are good at mixing in actual humor with their tribalist critiques (“Limbaugh Rock” is up there with Spaff’s “Save Me, Obama” as one of the best ever here, IMO).

And now, I’m going to LEAVE AND NEVER EVER COME BACK!!!

Aw Claude....I wish he hadn't wrote that. Nothing is more hopeless to me than the "I ain't playing in your sandbox no more" final post. Look CML, as far as a fount of humor and satire this place is like SNL--it's always had its good and its bad material since its "Golden Years", whatever it may be. Stupid political parodies have always been the norm. Look up Linda Terhune's parodies if you wanna see a right-leaning sociopath in full operation from long ago. These parodies are all about PUBLIC FIGURES, opinion is free for all (at least for the time being, god willing). But it's the unfettered personal attacks in the Comments that have truly damaged the sense of creativity, fun, and camaraderie that this place used to have in abundance--which truly reflects the state of uncivilized, uncouth, hurtful social media that has been allowed to flourish over the past several years. It's like freakn' Facebook around here now. But I ain't leavin.

Ok I gotta admit, as a liberal, this is PRETTY COOL! Lol. Catchy too. Thanks for that!