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Song Parodies -> "Crrrse"

Original Song Title:

"Grrrls"

Original Performer:

Lizzo

Parody Song Title:

"Crrrse"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Always awkward when the eldritch horrors threatened by the dark magics of the curse just...don't happen.
Missin', uh
Missin', uh, uh-huh

Evil man, yes, evil man
Said he pulled a trick that will last
All right out in public, super loud, he threw a big fit
And said my life would be steeped in misery 'til the end (ah!)
Will say at first, did not believe it, ancient magic sounded bullshit
Then his wife became a ferret, so, so, so, so, so it's true
That was fifteen years ago, my paranoia ebbed and flowed
But now I (uh) just have to know (uh): where is it, bud?

Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Man, did you simply have nothin' in store?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?

Had no sudden switchin' off of anythin' from my car to my fridge
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh (that's a "no"), oh-oh (true shit)
Not one food item turned rotten (uh), no instant removal of my skin
No, oh-oh, nah, I've still kept my skin, so
I'd be alright with assumin' (guessin') he was plannin' (so) on the gambit (lame)
Of me freakin' out for nothin', no, no, no, no, no, not true
'Cause that prick (yeah) is on my phone (yeah) tauntin' my ass (yeah), afraid it's so (yeah)
Drown him out (yeah) by askin' "Yo (yeah), where is it, bud?"

Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Don't feel the magic graspin' at my core
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Did you pronounce my name wrong like a dork?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?

Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?
Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?
Uh, feel none now (now), uh, I feel jack (jack)
Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?

No, I didn't transcribe all the ad-libs in the second chorus. Could barely hear them, didn't sound like anything of substance. Pretty sure it's just random crowd noises so...meh.

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Glenn Walker - August 02, 2024 - Report this comment
This one I could actually follow, though it was a first-time song for me. When I read your prelude, my first thought was "NO! Another video game parody that I'll never understand." But this one was easily understood. Good job. Thank you. 555
bobpiecheese - August 02, 2024 - Report this comment
No problem, Glenn, short songs demand simple topics, y'know? Sorry you couldn't follow yesterday's parody, I had a lot of fun writing that one. Still, thanks for the comment!

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