-> "Crrrse"
Original Song Title:
"Grrrls"
Parody Song Title:
"Crrrse"
The Lyrics
Missin', uh
Missin', uh, uh-huh
Evil man, yes, evil man
Said he pulled a trick that will last
All right out in public, super loud, he threw a big fit
And said my life would be steeped in misery 'til the end (ah!)
Will say at first, did not believe it, ancient magic sounded bullshit
Then his wife became a ferret, so, so, so, so, so it's true
That was fifteen years ago, my paranoia ebbed and flowed
But now I (uh) just have to know (uh): where is it, bud?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Man, did you simply have nothin' in store?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Had no sudden switchin' off of anythin' from my car to my fridge
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh (that's a "no"), oh-oh (true shit)
Not one food item turned rotten (uh), no instant removal of my skin
No, oh-oh, nah, I've still kept my skin, so
I'd be alright with assumin' (guessin') he was plannin' (so) on the gambit (lame)
Of me freakin' out for nothin', no, no, no, no, no, not true
'Cause that prick (yeah) is on my phone (yeah) tauntin' my ass (yeah), afraid it's so (yeah)
Drown him out (yeah) by askin' "Yo (yeah), where is it, bud?"
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Don't feel the magic graspin' at my core
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Did you pronounce my name wrong like a dork?
Where's that curse, where's that curse at (whoo-ooh, hoo-ooh)?
Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?
Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?
Uh, feel none now (now), uh, I feel jack (jack)
Uh-huh, okay, where's the magic at?
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