Song Parodies -> "Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Seen"

Original Performer:

"Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Shot"

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The Lyrics

Susanna-V-LJN, please report at AIR sector, over...

Nobody knows the troubles I've shot.
Nobody knows but Computer -
Nobody knows the troubles I've shot -
I'm proud Troubleshooter!

Sometimes I'm bruised,
Sometimes I'm maimed
Computer!
But always the docbot came
Computer!

Nobody knows the troubles I've shot.
Nobody knows but Computer -
Nobody knows the troubles I've shot -
I'm proud Troubleshooter!

Alpha Complex
we keep so safe
Computer!
When Commies strike or sabotage
Computer!

Nobody knows the troubles I've shot.
Nobody knows but Computer -
Nobody knows the troubles I've shot -
I'm proud Troubleshooter!

All secret gangs
and the mutants
Computer!
we squash as if they were ants
Computer!

Nobody knows the troubles I've shot.
Nobody knows but Computer -
Nobody knows the troubles I've shot -
I'm proud Troubleshooter!

Lasers we have
licence to kill
Computer!
anyone who Computer does ill
Computer!

Nobody knows the troubles I've shot.
Nobody knows but Computer -
Nobody knows the troubles I've shot -
I'm proud Troubleshooter!

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Tommy Turtle - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm trying to do the same thing for a senior member of my family now... you nailed it... If you're ever over on this side of the Pond, could ya help out a little? 555

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