(Long intro to "Big Bird" plays with dance music accompaniment and lots of electric guitars)

(**STG**)
Yo' listen up to a story.
About a little blue dog and a Big Bird.
Seen every day on Nick, PBS, respectively,
It's just Blue and Steve, and sometimes Magenta.
Blue's a dog and Steve is her owner.
And Magenta is,
another dog like Blue.
And the Big Bird is on a Street called Sesame.
Blue gives us clues,
To find,
What she's thinking.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
If I leeeeave here tomorrow
Would you remember Big B?
For I must leave Sesame Street, now,
Because I'm neither Oscar, Bert, nor Ernie
(**STG**)
There is a show that is called "Blue's Clues".
Blue is the color of all the clues right there.
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Because my na-ame is Big Bird now,
And this bird's extremely lame
Lord knows, these shows are lame!!

(**STG**)
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.


There is a show that is called "Blue's Clues".
Blue is the color of all the clues right there.
She gives us pawprints that tells us what to do.
Steve has a replacement, and his name is Joe
Animated are the other things around.
Like Mrs. Salt and Mr. Pepper who hang inside.
Blue barks alot and tries to hide from Steve (And/or Joe)
Bet the kids find, a lot of the clues

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Had enouuuuugh of these numbers
(It's Blue, Steve, Joe, Magenta)
'Cause Ses'me Street's supposed to be lame
(Yeah, Blue, Steve, Joe Magenta)
But I'm not why it does badly,
(Animated are the other things around.)
'Cause Lord knows I'm not to blame.
(Like Mrs. Salt and Mr. Pepper who hang inside)
But, if I stayed here with Elmo
(And Blue, Steve, Joe, Magenta)
I would probably go insane
("You know I would!")
Because my na-ame is Big Bird now,
(Blue, Steve, Magenta, Joe, Salt, Pepper, and Clues)
And this bird's extremely lame
And this bird's extremely lame
Lord knows, I am lame!!
Lord help me, I am lame!!

(STG)
Blue is the puppy that's on a TV show.
(I'm a Freebird, baby, named Big Biiiiirrrrrrd)
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Blue is the dog that gives us stuff to do.
Blue are the pawprints that tells us what to do.
She ain't no Freebird, a puppy named Blue.
Joe and Blue, all they do, is put the kids -- "to sleep"
Blue, Joe, Steve, and Big Bird, nowwwwww
Children's shows you cannot change!!
Lord knows, I've heard these songs a billion times!!!!

(Triple guitar solo/jam section with STG singing his "Blue" chorus)

(**STG**)
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Joe, and the Big Bird
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Bert, Ernie, Elmo, and Blue
"If I had a Les Paul or SG
I'd Free this Bird Skynyrd style!"
Blue, Big Bird, and Magenta.
It's Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Elmo, Big Bird, Snufalupagus
Blue, Bert, and then Ernie
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Joe, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.
Blue, Steve, and Magenta.