I wish I could steer
Far away from the temptation that is here
'Cause you know that I've been tryin' so hard (yeah) to not take that one guy
And whack him to the sky since his volume is too high

It doesn't feel right and so I'll have to weather
Things I don't like 'cause it's not the same for others
Maybe, could be I would be praised, undiscovered truth
If I could punch or smack, I would

Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Have this little fear
That my need to hit would lock me up for years
Hands I'd like to throw because of this one guy, a pain in my behind
And you'd think more than mine, there should be a long line

To kick him sky-high so no-one has to weather
All his screams, I cannot read faces of others
So I could be right or so far off from their suffer-free truth
If I could punch or smack, I would

If I could punch, mmm-mmm-mmm
A-come on now, hmm-mmm-mmm

But at the same time, do I think I could weather
Bein' that guy who thumps strangers? Could I suffer
The real guilt inside? No guilt here, just don't wanna be screwed
If I could punch or smack, I would

Punch assholes forever, come on now
Punch assholes forever, come on, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Punch assholes forever, fun, smack assholes forever, fun
Thump assholes forever, fun, hit assholes forever, fun times