Pub is closed now
What am I gonna do now
Always drinking with Al Pacino
I always drink the same ol' arsed I love me just the same

But Rohypnol
I thought that was in Pontypridd Always thought that's now gone What about silly indie chats

But you've
stole the drinks from my pub
You stole the drinks from
You stole the drinks from
my pub

Toilets
Always covered in cumshot
I don't always go to the bogs
I haven't heard 'Blurred Lines'

You stole it all
My Guinness and my Coca Cola Somewhat damaged I am so low Before we say the same ol' pap

Because you
stole the sun from my pub
You stole the sun from
You stole the sun from
You stole the sun from
my pub

Good evening
May I drink some piss

May I drink my piss, please
May I drink my piss, please
May I drink my piss

Oh no, you
Stole the sun from my pub

You stole the sun from
You stole the sun from
You stole the sun from my pub

Essex
Yeah, I am from Essex
I was born in Barking, lol
I like it so much now