Having to start work at six in the morning,
So tired you can’t stop yourself from yawning,
Getting the sh*ts with that stupid workmate,
Doesn’t he realize it’s him that you hate?

Customers acting like they know everything,
Trying to smile – mentally punching their face in,
Then they say “can you give me that cheap?”
And not being able to tell them to leap.

Someone that does things just to be cool,
But we all know that they are a tool,
They keep on trying to just fit in,
Not being yourself should be a sin.

Assassinating
Them Would be crazy
But they drive me mad
If people didn’t do my least favourite things
Life wouldn’t seem… so bad!


People that steal all my work stationary
People that blame stuff on the f*#k up fairy
It’s obvious that she doesn’t really exist
But placing the blame is too hard to resist.

Waiting for help and not getting service
I wish these people would sit on a cactus
That way they’d be in too much pain
To keep on trying to send me insane

It’s almost the end of my parody
I understand if you think it’s quite crappy
As long as you say just what you think
Maybe I wont have to go see a shrink.

It’s Irritating
I’m contemplating
That I’m going mad
If people didn’t do my least favourite things
Life wouldn’t seem… so bad