Credentials for a team with rotten beans
Require that all its members be
Demented and have felonies,
Other crimes on CVs
Love the Nazis

Essential to cause harm to those on farms
Into their backs a knife to shove
Among the demented acts that must flow
Like the dung that comes from above

You must be for pure mendacity, on the crazy train
A whore and clown
Another must, a worm-eaten brain
You’ve got to be dreck and a cancer
Or an oozing canker
Chances better if you’re a bagman
For the Orange fraud

Credentials for a team with Putin dreams
In love with oligarchy
Essential to prize treachery
And loot the Treasury
For Pete, DTs

Essential to raise arms to Sturm and Drang
Scream HIEL, show the Fuehrer your love
Among the demented acts that must flow
Like dung that comes from Trunt above
To Trunt it comes from Vlad above
And from Lone Skum, his butt-boy love