Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
I opened up the playboy to the page in the back
It only took a minute for my finger to find
My daily dose of destiny, under my sign
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said "the guys all want to fuck you now, get back in bed"

I got lucky, I got lucky, yeah
Now I know for sure that I'm gonna get laid.
Mmmmm, I got lucky today

Well I strolled down to the corner, gave my money to the clerk
There were some hotties in the bookstore, so I called in sick to work
I bought a pack of Camels, a burrito and a Barq's
Crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park
The sky began to thunder, wind began to moan
I heard a voice above me saying, "boy, I hope you get hard"

But I got lucky, oh oh oh, I got lucky, yeah
No tropical depression gonna steal my man away
Mmmmm, I got lucky today

Now Two hours latter , I was sitting at the bar
I'd bought the guy a double, and his daddy a new car
Decaprio's in the corner, trying to catch my eye
And Arnold's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
The moral of this story, it's simple but it's true
Hey the stars might lie, but the green stuff holds true...

I got lucky, oh oh oh, I got lucky, yeah
Hey Leo hey Arnold, boys, your gonna have to fight
Hot dog, I got lucky tonight

I got lucky, brrrrr, I got lucky, yeah
Think I'll flip a coin, I'm a winner either way
Mmmmmm, I got lucky today.