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Song Parodies -> "Spam and Cheeze just dosn't mix (and evreybody knows this)"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Marry Poppins
Parody Song Title:
"Spam and Cheeze just dosn't mix (and evreybody knows this)"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi
The Lyrics
Not much I can say 'cept, enjoy, I know I did while writing this.
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
My dear wife was out of town
I had to cook myself
But there was nothin' to be found
'Cept two cans on the shelf
I took the first bite of my meal
you know, I've tasted worse
I can't explain how Bad I feel
cuz soon my bowls just burst
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
I travel all around the world
because it's for my job
I've been to Utah and New York
and stayed at Cape Cod
And when I'm flying on the Plane
and I eat Eat Spam and Cheeze
My smell will drive the folks insane
And every one would Weeze
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
So when your stomsch starts to growl
and your dying for some lunch
Just listen Here and don't be rude
You'll spare those guys a bunch
You better watch out what you eat
Or the other folks will please
"I'll say this one and not again
don't eat Spam and Cheeze"
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this!!!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
My dear wife was out of town
I had to cook myself
But there was nothin' to be found
'Cept two cans on the shelf
I took the first bite of my meal
you know, I've tasted worse
I can't explain how Bad I feel
cuz soon my bowls just burst
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
I travel all around the world
because it's for my job
I've been to Utah and New York
and stayed at Cape Cod
And when I'm flying on the Plane
and I eat Eat Spam and Cheeze
My smell will drive the folks insane
And every one would Weeze
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
It gives me gas the whole next day
Blows petals off of Roses
I love to eat it everyday
but no one will adore this
Spam and Cheeze just doesn't mix and everybody knows this!
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
So when your stomsch starts to growl
and your dying for some lunch
Just listen Here and don't be rude
You'll spare those guys a bunch
You better watch out what you eat
Or the other folks will please
"I'll say this one and not again
don't eat Spam and Cheeze"
Oh
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this
Spam and cheeze just dosn't mix and everybody knows this!!!
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Pretty good, Mr J...a fun parody that I enjoyed. tiny comment: you should proof-read for errors (two "eat"s in 2nd verse) before submitting. But hey, I'm probably just being anal...445
DOH, I read right over that. It's just like the "Bird in the Bush" thing. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bird.html
SPAM, wonderful SPAM!
If anybody cares, this song is based on a statement made by Jeff Foxworthy. And I will Quote: "You blow the Hair off a dog" "Makes a Taco Fart seem like a warm tropical breeze"
Two on the same day! I think every contributor should parody this song at least once. I've submitted mine today for posting tomorrow.
John Barry! Don't throw down that gauntlet!! While I dream of the day that I'll be able to concoct a submittable "Supercali" parody...I can't seem to get one going. I've tried and tried...(pouting)...
Do you have any Ideas for the basic theme, I might be able to help
Nope. (although if you take a look at my artist page, I think a few common themes might jump out at you) Generally...when I write...the chorus and/or a key line will come to me...usually when I'm not really thinking about parodies at all...and then I build around it. When I try too hard...(which I've done with "Super") I get stuck. Thanks for the offer, though...I'm just not in the MP vibe, I guess...(MP=Mary Poppins...not Michael Pacholek...although he'd insist that we are rarely in the same vibe either...)
This is Just a sugestion---- "Sam-and-Merry-Frodo-Gandalf-are-on-a-trip-to-Mordor / They wanna get there really bad / despite of all its Horror / How could it take them 3 whole movies / I just keep getting Boreder / Sam-and-Merry-Frodo-Gandalf-are-on-a-trip-to-Mordor ----Like it?
Um...except for the part about getting bored! I remember checking my watch the first time I saw "The Two Towers" and getting more and more depressed because I knew it was going to be over soon...Also...there is this thing...I don't want to use it because it's yours. You know? What if I wrote it, and it sucked, and you were like, "Why in the hell did I give that Elf my idea??" So...you should write it...=)
Hmm... I was only sugesting, you can change it all you like. Oh and I suggest that you should just write it and see what the finished product is, if you like it: submit it, if not: hey, it's not the end of the world. You can't be so be so negative (oh god I sound like Dr. Phil)
Oh good heavens, you don't know me at all, do you? Negativity is not in my portfolio...If I post ANYTHING, you can bet your faux-French ass that I think it's FABULOUS. I think pretty highly of myself...but that doesn't mean that you'd like it. Of course, you'd be wrong...but you still might kick yourself for giving me the idea...=)
I never said nothin' 'bout being a faux french, It's just a name for heavens sake, people always create crazy names for these kinda sites. And you're right, I don't know you. And I'm not making you write a parody, you don't have to if you don't want to, in fact if you want to this could be a group project. *sigh* basicaly what I'm sayin' is that you will never know if people will like it or not unless you submit it.
I wasn't trying to be mean with the faux-French thing...I had read in a previous comment that you're not really French...so I thought it was a funny alliteration type thing to say...sorry about that. And I'm not huffy...I'm just joking around, really. I appreciate your offer...if anything comes of your idea in my cramped little brain...I will definitely give you full credit...and it will be FABulous...for both of us...okay? =)
Oh it is quite all right. That's the problem with conversations on the internet, you only see words, not emotion. All right I guess I could live with that. And don't even bother with the full credit. I can't take Credit for just an idea
Travis you better remember to give me credit to I'm hair color me blue! Also ''I'm Talking Tina and I'm going to kill you!''
Try to figure out which Twightlight Zone that's from
A: Talking Tina. All right you'll get 1/2 credit for the idea, but 1/2 for me cuz I'm writing it.
Ok and if you need any help with casting let me know.Were did you get that episode guide for the Twightlight? Also I meant the name of the episode
Death,''Well mr. Bookman it seems you made me miss my appotiment.''Bookman,''Yeah so she won't die?'' ''That is was some pitch you made.'' said Death ''Yeah a pitch for the angels'' Bookman replies $1.00 to anyone who can figure this one out also I can't really remember it all so bear with me
Oh and just so you know, I'm not making movies, just writing them. And my dad did a search for the episode guide.
Oh ok. Well how do you know which episodes suck and which is good?
They have stars next to the name that determine the rating.
Did you see all thoose Twighlight zones?
Did you know that there is a 24hr Twighlight zone marathon on July 4th on scifi.com
No I didn't see all of them. Thats neat, I'll have to check it out. He He 3 days before I go to see Al at the state theatre.
be sure to get an autograph from him. I ment how do YOU know that thoose episode suck
Ha, that's the plan lol. Why do you care if they suck or not.
Well somebody could tell you that an episode sucked really bad that you never see it but when you do you might think it's the best thing ever
So, what's that have to do with anything.
Ah, just forget it!
Thank you
Am I anoying you Peter ^_^
URGE TO KILL RISING
what does w/e mean
it means What Ever (knowing this is what I get for hanging around Cindy Berger too much)
That's what I thought
And peter, the episode name IS Talking Tina, it's on right now
No the episodes name is THE LIVING DOLL
Fine.
Get this my dad just went to get Weird al tickets!
and I bet that you didn't know that weird al's voice is on the brak show and the grim adventures of billy and mandy?
Cool! What row? I think we got Q (best row in the theatre, cuz there is where you can strech your legs out.) Well I never heard of the Brak show, and yes I did know they where on Gim Adventures
the balcony and I never saw him on it i just got it on his website.Did you see him on the show and if so what episode
OH I REMEMBER. Did you see the episode where they went to that place that parodied Hogwarts. Well Al did the voice of the Sorting Squid.
I just looked for the episode guide and the episode is called Toadblatt's School of Sorcery
Oh! so that was the episode
what was the name of the pizza song
Free Delivery ; parody of My Heart will go on. http://alsongs.com/index.cfm?view=alsong&songnumber=129 That was a great show, better than I expected. So How hany of those songs have you never heard (I think it was 2 for me (Melani and Delivery)
And I also never heard Dog Eat Dog
the worst song hee played was the and the one I never heard of was was the one right after he interviewed Avril.Also did you think he was going to play phoney calls after he answered his cell phone? and after santa came out with the hoe and he punched him,I thought he was going to play the night Santa went crazy
I thought they were going to show clips of when he was cabbage man,the minstrel,the sorting squid,what ever he was on the brak show,and when he sang electric razor on sabriana the teenage witch animated show .Also eat it
Which one did you hate? dosn't say. And which one was the one after Avril, I forgot. Na I didn't think anything when he answered the phone. And the santa thing, no I didn't cuz I knew the song wasn't over yet, and also santa just came out cuz he was saying "Ho" it was the same thing on the video of Fat (only without Santa, a guy just ran out with a Hoe in his hand)
YOu know the one were he came out and he was wereing a big white suit and it was the shape of a square and you know what I'm saying
what was the name of the song after he answered his cell phone isn't complicated?
Do you think he was suppose tonot say anything when he was singing Smell like Nirvana, ya know what I'm saying?What did you think when he was combining the songs during the middle of his concert,ya know what I'm saying?
The white suit one was dog eat dog. Yes I'm sure he was supposed to do that during Nirvana. The parody of Complicated was called A Complicated Song. And he wasn't really combining songs, he was just shortening them cuz they're good ones but not as popular. and shut up with the 'you know what I'm sayin' thing.
Oh I figured that he was trying to fit all thoose songs in the concert before he was suppose to get to the other shows.Did you just get the poodle hat tours or did you get any others?
shirts
Pete the next show would have been the next day in New York. Na that was the only shirt I got, but my sis got the black one with the pic of his album cover on it.
Oh and that's krump
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What?
lol sorry, this is really the only place pete and I get to talk
yeah
unless Travis gets AOL or we go into a chatroom PS were not gay!
you know what's funny I was watching I love the 90's and they had jurassic park and then they started playin ''Now I'm being chased by some irate veleocarapters well this has been some lousy day.''
Another funny thing is that the stories from Headline news are real.Also in Jurassic Park the video when Al gets swalloed after the dinosuar is done flashing it turns into deno
Yeah I was watching I luv the 90s, I didn't see the JP part, but my sis saw it and told me that they played Jurrasic Park (the song) And yes I knew they where reall (my mom told me) in Headline News. Oh and a little lyrics correction Peter, "Now I'm being chased by some irate Velociraptors, well BELIEVE ME, this has been on lousy day" I just go the CD with JP on it (Alapalooza) Bohemian Polka is sooo funny, they do the little "Galilayoh" part in a squirl voice. And pete, what would make you think that they would think we're gay?
In case the people who are jerks and like to make fun of others would see that we keep on talking like this would think we are gay.You know something just forget about.Of and Travis I little spell check it's Galileo.
And another thing squirl is spelled squirrel
BAH, spelling is just a myth like the Loch Ness Monster and the Atkins Diet.
LOL
Well that is now my Moral in Life
lol, wait how is the atkind diet a myth?
I don't know I just chose something
How 'bout Grapefruit Diet then, I was told That diet dosn't work, or it does but isn't very heathy. Hey Pete, if you sign up for this website, http://zoo.ogresnet.com, we can chat with the PM option so we wouldn't have to fill up the comments here. It's a website mosty about a Game called Zoo Tycoon (hence it's name, Zoo Admin) But you can talk about mostly anything. I started posting my Parodies there and still do post the ones that arn't songs.
Oh yeah, I'm AlbinoPolorBear on that site.
can you name one of the things you are under
Not Following what you mean. You mean like threads? If you're asking for my profile, http://forums.ogresnet.com/zoo/index.php?showuser=7530. And if you need it, I can make you a custom avatar.
threads and I can't join because it won't let me on (i tried jusy ogresnet.com)
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It's ZOO.ogresnet.com.
Where in the world are you?
just got back from Hershey
Good, you'd be happy to know that as of 5 minutes ago, you don't have to sign up for that website. Go Here http://amazingforums.com/forum2/TRAVISRB/forum.html. I have Forums on my Website Now ^_^
dude sweet
Sorry Pete but the boards are under construction so the post you just posted was destroyed. Come Back when I tell you to Ok?
Ok, now you can post.
Hey Pete if you can, tell anybody from school about my threads
Alright
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