Man, I had wished you were careless, just made a little whoopsy, got reckless
You could fix it, backspace and edit but the further I got in, had to admit it
Accidental sort of folly? Retraction and a sorry
But this is total bollocks, yeah, not true

Oh, when I started to smell that some parts in here weren't true
I thought that I would help, mistake I could point out
To make sure no-one believes it, your reaction? Panic and screamin'
No mistake, 'fraid so, it's a fib in your bio

Whoa-oh, wanted to read your bio (bio), whoa-oh, so full of blatant lies though (yeah-eah-eah)
Ooh, not hard to find where they lie
I know that those degrees are bunk, they don't list you as an alum
That your birth year? It's such a joke, who you tryna fool with this so-called bio?

Oh, was a pretty big tell that the "games played" list was huge
You didn't hide it well that you doubled-up now
Sometimes triple, you don't need this, I'd say your backstory is decent
But you had to bloat with the fibs in your bio
Full of made-up shit, lots of fibs in your bio
Gonna log all of it, ton of fibs in your bio

It's too late to say you're sorry. it's clear to see your folly
Is intentional bollocks, yeah, that's true (made it up)

How can anyone believe this? No-one's this damn overachievin'
Kinda blew your load with the fibs in your bio
Lots of fibs in your bio
Yeah-eah-eah, ton of fibs in your bio