-> "Thoughts at Sea"
Original Song Title:
"Come Please Me"
Original Performer:
Matilda May
Parody Song Title:
"Thoughts at Sea"
The Lyrics
On deck and I look up at the sky
I’m thinkin’ hard as the waves jump high
The boat sways, can’t help wonderin’ why
So many of God’s creatures must die?
How can the whalers use a harpoon?
On a mammal, her calf comin’ soon?
Mass-slaughter with fury of typhoon?
Die at the hands of inhuman goons?
These are my thoughts at sea
They just come over me
It’s so hard to believe
In man’s cruelty…
Or those that do club baby seals?
Innocent blood, yet they do it with zeal
What kind of heart does that reveal?
A new century, no need for that meal
These are my thoughts at sea
They just come over me
It’s so hard to believe
In man’s cruelty…
If I had a sub, sink all whaling ships
A machine gun, kill all those heartless Di-ks
‘Cuz what they do for fun just makes me sick
Makes me wanna join the Eco-terrorists
If you ask me, yes, it’s worth the risk…
And I find no pity for the Japanese
Who kill every damn endangered species
For food and for pleasure to suit their needs
The Tsunami did bring them to their knees
Punishment from an angry Deity…
These are my thoughts at sea
They just come over me
It’s so hard to believe
In man’s cruelty…
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