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Song Parodies -> "Always Stand on the Penguin Side"
Original Song Title:
"Always Stand on the Union Side"
Original Performer:
M. C. Bisbee (1863) Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Always Stand on the Penguin Side"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi available at (http://www.pdmusic.org/civilwar2.html)
musical introduction:
1.
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
They turned against our penguin land,
The OS that we love!
That rules our box with gentle hand,
Till greedy children move!
CHORUS
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical interlude:
2.
Always stand on the Penguin side!
And fight each FUD and lie"--
We'll soon be surfing on the winning tide,
and see activation die!
It's better to defend freedom,
And support Linux, bold;
Than side with Billy's rent scheme and,
Be left out in the cold!
(CHORUS)
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical interlude:
3.
Always stand on the Penguin side!
It's better you will see;
For Heaven will crown our open code,
For Linux victory!
If you would have your children learn
to speak of you with pride,
That you helped keep computing free!
Stand on the Penguin side!
(CHORUS)
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical ending.
1.
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
They turned against our penguin land,
The OS that we love!
That rules our box with gentle hand,
Till greedy children move!
CHORUS
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical interlude:
2.
Always stand on the Penguin side!
And fight each FUD and lie"--
We'll soon be surfing on the winning tide,
and see activation die!
It's better to defend freedom,
And support Linux, bold;
Than side with Billy's rent scheme and,
Be left out in the cold!
(CHORUS)
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical interlude:
3.
Always stand on the Penguin side!
It's better you will see;
For Heaven will crown our open code,
For Linux victory!
If you would have your children learn
to speak of you with pride,
That you helped keep computing free!
Stand on the Penguin side!
(CHORUS)
Always stand on the Penguin side,
The OS Free and right.
No pirates here, we'll laugh at fear;
At Micro$oft's and SCO's FUD bite!
musical ending.
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