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Song Parodies -> "The Ex Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Christmas Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mel Torme
Parody Song Title:
"The Ex Song"
Parody Written by:
TasChiBandGirl
The Lyrics
For everyone whom wanted to wreak revenge....and for a disclaimer: don't actually try most of the stuff...maybe the voodoo dolls and the rabid wolves but all else, just make sure you don't do....have fun reading!
Memoirs roasting on an open fire
Possesions strewn across the lawn
Revenge is sweet
No, it can't be beat
As to smithereens, voodoo dolls are blown
Mobsters blowing them so full of lead
Leaving thier carcasses for dead
As chainsaws roar
It resorts to gore
Ripping him down to shreds
Oh now what's this? Around the bend?
Rabid wolves come and they attack our little friend
The dynamite, explodes by him
As this situation gets even more grim
And so I leave you with a lesson here to see
I'm sure all others will agree
If you cheat and lie
Then it's time to die
Happy Revenge! Happy Revenge! Happy Revenge to us all!!
Possesions strewn across the lawn
Revenge is sweet
No, it can't be beat
As to smithereens, voodoo dolls are blown
Mobsters blowing them so full of lead
Leaving thier carcasses for dead
As chainsaws roar
It resorts to gore
Ripping him down to shreds
Oh now what's this? Around the bend?
Rabid wolves come and they attack our little friend
The dynamite, explodes by him
As this situation gets even more grim
And so I leave you with a lesson here to see
I'm sure all others will agree
If you cheat and lie
Then it's time to die
Happy Revenge! Happy Revenge! Happy Revenge to us all!!
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