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Song Parodies -> "They’ll-Kill-Us Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"They’ll-Kill-Us Song"

Parody Written by:

S. Chatology

The Lyrics

Pest sluts croaking US, smoke and fire
Jackboots Trumping down the roads
Ghouls file backwards to Salem witch trials mire
Bad jokes set up to mess up loads

Senseless poli. dolts, thug-turnkeys and oligarch bros
Help to make the treason fight
Spineless twats without minds, non-compos
Bring US harm, a freak-stooge blight

Their sanity is gone past frayed
Their lobes are shot, one of their brains has been worm-grazed
Top of this monster pile of gorging swine
You see the Reign’s Dear Leader hosting the crime

Lands smoked by gofers that will find all ways
To nix any whose points of view
Don’t track to their death cult of crime and decay
They will kill us, doom crew

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