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Song Parodies -> "Save the Lap Dance For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Save the Last Dance For Me"
Original Performer:
Michael Buble
Parody Song Title:
"Save the Lap Dance For Me"
Parody Written by:
Chewey Stewalls
The Lyrics
You can dance. Every dance with a guy
Who catches your eye make him think he's king.
You can smile every smile at the guy who slips a five in your g-string.
I don't care who's taking you home,
But make him wear a rubber please.
But darling save the blow job for me.
You sleep around. All over town
Pack your diaphragm go and have your fun.
Do the whole football team but don't catch an STD from anyone.
I know there are lot's of guys in whose bed you're gonna be.
And darling save the last rubber for me.
I know you like to S and M.
I like the leather and the lace.
I like your Teddies and your sexy toys.
But put away the freaking mace.
You can flirt. You can strip do a pole dance till the morning light.
Get a pimp. Dress trashy and charge a fee for screwing all night.
But don't forget who pays all your bills and pays your
Trailor mortgage fees.
And darling save the lap dance for me.
Who catches your eye make him think he's king.
You can smile every smile at the guy who slips a five in your g-string.
I don't care who's taking you home,
But make him wear a rubber please.
But darling save the blow job for me.
You sleep around. All over town
Pack your diaphragm go and have your fun.
Do the whole football team but don't catch an STD from anyone.
I know there are lot's of guys in whose bed you're gonna be.
And darling save the last rubber for me.
I know you like to S and M.
I like the leather and the lace.
I like your Teddies and your sexy toys.
But put away the freaking mace.
You can flirt. You can strip do a pole dance till the morning light.
Get a pimp. Dress trashy and charge a fee for screwing all night.
But don't forget who pays all your bills and pays your
Trailor mortgage fees.
And darling save the lap dance for me.
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Not really my type of relation, but whatever works for you man...
Best one I've ever seen on trailor trash. You got one extra beat in the last line of the 2nd verse. I learned a word from a WWII vet a long time ago. They used to just call it a 'Pro." for short. There is also a brand name called Maxx® and you could have put it in with the trademark symbol. Which by the way would have paced very well with the OS word "Dance". Have to give you a 4 on pace. I researched this in two minutes. Not a bad piece but a bit on the smutty side. HA - Security code is CUK.
Peter said what I was going to...
LMAO! Best of the day...
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