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Song Parodies -> "Mystery Men"
Original Song Title:
"Spider Man"
Original Performer:
Michael Buble
Parody Song Title:
"Mystery Men"
Parody Written by:
SubZeroHero
The Lyrics
This is the theme song for the Mystery Men animated series that I would like to see. If there was a cartoon based on Mystery Men i would like it to be made by the creators of Earthworm Jim. The cartoon would feature the Mystery Men themselves as well as their arch nemesis Casanova Frankenstein and his evil minions, there would also be new characters such as Tree Whisperer who can speak to trees (and all other plants), Super Genius the superhero who knows everything, my character Cartoon Guy who has powers similar to a Looney Tunes character, and Sonic Siren the enchating superheroine with musical talent and the power to put her enemies in a trance with her beautiful voice.
Mystery Men, Mystery Men
Above average hero team..
Furious, Raja, The Spleen
They're not the best..
But they're pretty tough. Look out!
Here come the Mystery Men
Mr Furious is really strong.. (Furious: You've got that right bub. Grrr!)
Don't make him mad.
Or he'll break your neck.. (Furious: That's right. *punches a frat boy thug and sends him flyi
The Bowler is one powerful spunky gal..(Bowler: Don't mess with me. *bowls over some disco thugs*)
Keeps her father's skull in a bowling ball.
Pu, what's that stink?
It's the Spleen, SBD. (Spleen: Sorry).
Raja is a master at throwing cutterly.
He can fling forks with deadly accuracy (Blue Raja: Eat fork, scoundrels. *throws a barage of forks at some mime-like thugs*)
Invisible Boy cannot be seen..
Now you see him...now you don't. (Invisible Boy: Can you see me?)
The Spynx is wise, like Yoda. (Spynx: That is true)
You can really dig the Shoveler. (Shoveller: Can you dig it?)
There go the mystery men..
In the dark of night..
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
They arrive fashionably late..
Mystery Men, Mystery Men.
Slightly above average super team..
It's the job to save the day..
To stop Casanova Frankenstein (Casanova: Soon the world will be mine)..
And his evil disco hoardes (Tony P: I'm protected by the god of hair care)..
Look Out!
Here come the Mystery Men.
WATCH OUT CASANOVA!
In the dark of night..
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
They arrive fashionably late..
Mystery Men, Mystery Men.
Slightly above average super team..
It's the job to save the day..
To stop Casanova Frankenstein..(Casanova: Soon the world will be mine. *laughs manically*)
And his evil disco hoardes..(Tony P: The power of disco is eternal!)
Look Out!
Here come the Mystery Men.
To them, heroics are serious buisness..
Whenever someone's in trouble..
You'll find the Mystery Men.
Above average hero team..
Furious, Raja, The Spleen
They're not the best..
But they're pretty tough. Look out!
Here come the Mystery Men
Mr Furious is really strong.. (Furious: You've got that right bub. Grrr!)
Don't make him mad.
Or he'll break your neck.. (Furious: That's right. *punches a frat boy thug and sends him flyi
The Bowler is one powerful spunky gal..(Bowler: Don't mess with me. *bowls over some disco thugs*)
Keeps her father's skull in a bowling ball.
Pu, what's that stink?
It's the Spleen, SBD. (Spleen: Sorry).
Raja is a master at throwing cutterly.
He can fling forks with deadly accuracy (Blue Raja: Eat fork, scoundrels. *throws a barage of forks at some mime-like thugs*)
Invisible Boy cannot be seen..
Now you see him...now you don't. (Invisible Boy: Can you see me?)
The Spynx is wise, like Yoda. (Spynx: That is true)
You can really dig the Shoveler. (Shoveller: Can you dig it?)
There go the mystery men..
In the dark of night..
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
They arrive fashionably late..
Mystery Men, Mystery Men.
Slightly above average super team..
It's the job to save the day..
To stop Casanova Frankenstein (Casanova: Soon the world will be mine)..
And his evil disco hoardes (Tony P: I'm protected by the god of hair care)..
Look Out!
Here come the Mystery Men.
WATCH OUT CASANOVA!
In the dark of night..
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
They arrive fashionably late..
Mystery Men, Mystery Men.
Slightly above average super team..
It's the job to save the day..
To stop Casanova Frankenstein..(Casanova: Soon the world will be mine. *laughs manically*)
And his evil disco hoardes..(Tony P: The power of disco is eternal!)
Look Out!
Here come the Mystery Men.
To them, heroics are serious buisness..
Whenever someone's in trouble..
You'll find the Mystery Men.
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