-> "Width by Height"
Original Song Title:
"Midnight Sky"
Parody Song Title:
"Width by Height"
The Lyrics
La, la, la-la, la
Need to get it precise on the blueprints way before we press "Go (go)"
On my end, that's all fine, built a ton of houses and homes (uh)
But you're just the type of dumbass client, what a dope (big dope)
Can't measure but never let go (let go)
Swore "width by height" is the standard statement
Can't get straight answers now, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh
Need to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
I won't take the "what do I pay any of you for?" line, no
Yet to be a deposit, true
'Cause you pricks wear me out with your nonsense runaround, frig me
Ooh, you know it's true (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
So please tell me which one is which before the timber's cut, you dope
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, on you)
La, la, la-la, la
Wish I could assume that you put those numbers in the right place (right place)
But I have to ask 'cause disasters will occur in the wake
Of me skippin' out on the double-check, don't get irate
Must measure correct or I'll go (I'll go)
Thought "width by height" is how most folks make it
Hate contrarians now, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh
Got to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
Even if it's somehow still intact, will look messed up, would blow
Not what you're payin' for, it's true
So please sort your shit out without manager threats now, frig me
Ooh, that won't help you (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
He'd just say "so which one is which", he also knows his stuff, you dope
Can't have it fall on top of you (on you)
Oh-oh
I'd just like to fill my form, dude, so rude
Have to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
Even tried to offer you the pen to fill this form but no
I should just read your mind, douche
After all of this pain, still got depth with which to play, frig me
Ooh, might need more booze (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
The layers to "which one is which" have multiplied, still got to know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yeah)
La, la, la-la, la, la, la
If you refuse, I can't help you
What a tool
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