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Song Parodies -> "Width by Height"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Sky"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Width by Height"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In any construction project, you gotta make sure the blueprints make some kind of a sense. Also don't treat the architect like shit when they know more than you...
La, la, la-la, la

Need to get it precise on the blueprints way before we press "Go (go)"
On my end, that's all fine, built a ton of houses and homes (uh)
But you're just the type of dumbass client, what a dope (big dope)
Can't measure but never let go (let go)
Swore "width by height" is the standard statement
Can't get straight answers now, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh

Need to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
I won't take the "what do I pay any of you for?" line, no
Yet to be a deposit, true
'Cause you pricks wear me out with your nonsense runaround, frig me
Ooh, you know it's true (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
So please tell me which one is which before the timber's cut, you dope
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, on you)

La, la, la-la, la

Wish I could assume that you put those numbers in the right place (right place)
But I have to ask 'cause disasters will occur in the wake
Of me skippin' out on the double-check, don't get irate
Must measure correct or I'll go (I'll go)
Thought "width by height" is how most folks make it
Hate contrarians now, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh

Got to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
Even if it's somehow still intact, will look messed up, would blow
Not what you're payin' for, it's true
So please sort your shit out without manager threats now, frig me
Ooh, that won't help you (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
He'd just say "so which one is which", he also knows his stuff, you dope
Can't have it fall on top of you (on you)

Oh-oh
I'd just like to fill my form, dude, so rude

Have to know which one is which because that's how it's done, should know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yes, you)
Even tried to offer you the pen to fill this form but no
I should just read your mind, douche
After all of this pain, still got depth with which to play, frig me
Ooh, might need more booze (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
The layers to "which one is which" have multiplied, still got to know
Can't have it fall on top of you (yeah)

La, la, la-la, la, la, la
If you refuse, I can't help you
What a tool

And as soon as everything gets sorted, the dreaded question of imperial vs metric looms its ugly head...

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Agrimorfee - August 15, 2024 - Report this comment
My best friend bobpiecheese! This was really good so I’ll give you 555! Awesome!
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your positive feedback Agrimorfee. You really are my bestie!
Glenn Walker - August 15, 2024 - Report this comment
Great work. Good OS selection. Your alternate story line was creative too.
bobpiecheese - August 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Glenn Walker. It is appreciated.

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