-> "JD Chase"
Original Song Title:
"Spin That Coin"
Parody Song Title:
"JD Chase"
The Lyrics
Police are now searching for me
Is it do or is it die?
I'm not in the marketplace,
Because JD was made to try.
I don't want to come and go,
For trade and people are so long
Staff is planning to run from me
Out of the JD...
How many people belong here,
One, three, four, eight, ten or fifteen?
Will I jump the gun and run from the manager who runs this?
I was going forward from them
Was it time to say So Long?
I'm breaking the rules from inside and
Out of the JD...
(Instrumental verse, with actions)
How quick did I want to make it?
Surely I was not liking this!
My life wouldn't be the same now,
I was glad to chase the staff!
I proved this was a outrun,
I'm about to say So Long!
Escaping the staff and customers
Out of the JD...
Thank the Staff...
Camden Lock...
Cause I escaped...
JD Sports!
Thank the Staff...
Camden Lock...
Cause I escaped...
JD Sports!
Thank the Staff...
Camden Lock...
Cause I escaped...
JD Sports!
Thank the Staff...
Camden Lock...
Cause I escaped...
JD Sports!
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