-> "The Dance Of The Runaround Bulldog Diamonds"
Original Song Title:
"Haul Away Joe"
Parody Song Title:
"The Dance Of The Runaround Bulldog Diamonds"
The Lyrics
Bulldogs way down the street
Are losin' all their diamonds
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
They like to dance all day
And even in the cellar
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
(instrumental break)
They dance to music by
A guy who's named Chuck Berry
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
Then they switch the radio
To their ol' pal Chubby Checker
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
No, oh no!
Cause Dion ain't that happy!
No, oh no!
Tell it to John Lennon!
Come on now
Dance all day
Feeling like you're happy and gay
Let's all dance, boys
It's a dancer's life for me
Come on now
Dance all night
Like you're always out of sight
Let's all dance, boys
It's a dancer's life for me
JB and One Direction
Are just a waste of money!
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
Bulldogs will find them
As diamonds grows arms and legs
They Runaround!
They're Bulldog Diamonds!
No, oh no!
Who wants to call the police?
No, oh no!
My Bulldog Diamonds!
Dancing in the morning too
Because the bulldogs, they're all blue
Let's all stop, boys
It's a bulldog's life for me
Evening's coming soon
Underneath the yellow moon
Let's all rest boys,
It's a sleeper's life for me
Goodnight, boys
It's a dreamer's life for me
(song ends)
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