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Song Parodies -> "Pocket"

Original Song Title:

"Gossip"

Original Performer:

Måneskin ft. Tom Morello

Parody Song Title:

"Pocket"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you're gonna be a pickpocket, it helps to know which pocket has the wallet, you know...
It seems like the easiest crime, got knowledge ahead of time
Where the target is walkin' today
And he always keeps a lot of cash in his wallet 'cause
He can't hold a PIN in his brain
That money? He earned it the bad way, deserves this
Doubt that he will miss it that much
As I spot him pacin', my mind starts a-racin'
My contact didn't warn me this fool is Rob Liefeld's wet dream, so

Which damn pocket has the payload?
Which damn pocket? Can't tell, this blows
And I was promised that it was a quick job
Does not seem like that's so, no
Which damn pocket has the payload?
Which damn pocket? No way to know
Too many options, can't go through the whole lot
That suggestion's a joke, bro

No shock he's the kinda tool who thinks cargo pants are cool
Doesn't need them for day-to-day stuff
Wants to be a macho guy, he can afford to look the type
But not much inside, which is a pain
'Cause it would be worth it, dude would still be hurtin'
If I still nicked some of his junk
But since he's just takin' two things for this day trip
I could end up empty-handed and more likely to be seen, so

Which damn pocket has the payload?
Which damn pocket? Can't tell, this blows
Absolute bollocks, I don't like this at all
Why was this fact not known? So
Which damn pocket has the payload?
Which damn pocket? No way to know
Absolute knobhead, does not look cool at all
Messed up the way I flow, bro

So which damn pocket has the payload?
Which damn pocket? Can't tell, this blows
Do have the option to mug him, would be sold
Would have to touch him, no-go

Capt. Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
Sgt. Epps: Pocket!
Lennox: Which pocket?
Epps: My back pocket!
Lennox: You got ten back pockets!
Epps: Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!

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