-> "I'm Not Your Sylvester Stone"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"I'm Not Your Sylvester Stone"
				Parody Written by: 
John Rebstock
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I'm not Sylvester Stallone
I'm not Sylvester Stallone
It seems to me you think that I am Rocky
I tell you that I'm not and will never be
I am not an actor you can plainly see
Although you think you've seen me in some Cop Land scenes
I said:
I'm not Sylvester Stallone
I'm not Sylvester Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone oooaahh
I'm not Sly Stallone oooaahh
Well I have never jogged up museum steps
And never played Rambo, a Vietnam vet
You have me mistaken, well that isn't news
Cause you won't find me in your book of who's who's
I said:
I'm not Sylvester Stallone
I'm not Sylvester Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone oooaahh
I'm not Sly Stallone oooaahh
I'm not Sly Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone
Oh no babe I am not Sly Stallone
I'm not Sly Stallone
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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