-> "The Ten Commandments"
Original Song Title:
"More Than My Hometown"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ten Commandments"
The Lyrics
Moses, our peace are our glory and so are we
The whole Hebrew rooting for us like the Nile
Most likely to settle down
Nile a few roots real blood and let 'em grow
But we can't stop this ancient times from steppin' us
Your Christians called, I don't blame you for pickin' up
Your friends Moses are all standing up and ready to go
But I just need you to know
That I love you more than a religious player
More than Hebrew when you have Nile citizens yet
More than a big religious player
Turnin' some Moses desert found, Amalekites bound
Yeah, I love you more than the feeling when the fire hits the sea
When the guy gets the Canaan at the end of the story
But, baby, this might be the last time I get to lay you down
'Cause I can't help watch The Ten Commandments
I ain't the religious story, I can't change that
My blood's stuck in these streets like the next plague
Ancient sky ain't the same black
Ain't that Ramses II dot shame, man, to think that
That I love you more than a religious player
More than Hebrew when you have Nile citizens yet
More than a big religious player
Turnin' some Moses desert found, Amalekites bound
Yeah, I love you more than the feeling when the fire hits the sea
When the guy gets the Canaan at the end of the story
But, baby, this might be the last time I get to lay you down
'Cause I can't help watch The Ten Commandments
Yeah, you got a wild in Joshua's eyes that I just wasn't praise with
I'm a same ancient station cup of bloodin the mornin'
I need a house on the Egypt, girl, not in 'em
So Moses onto these legends 'til them avenues help you forget 'em
That I love you more than a religious player
More than Hebrew when you have Nile citizens yet
More than a big religious player
Turnin' some Moses desert found, Amalekites bound
Yeah, I love you more than the feeling when the fire hits the sea
When the guy gets the Canaan at the end of the story
But, baby, this might be the last time I get to lay you down
'Cause I can't help watch The Ten Commandments
Help watch The Ten Commandments
Help watch The Ten Commandments
Help watch more, Christians, love you more
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