Song Parodies -> "Wok Medley"

Original Song Title:

"Multiple"

Original Performer:

Multiple

Parody Song Title:

"Wok Medley"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I've been cooking up this parody for awhile....

I live a lonely life
My Asian cooking drives folks from my home
Even lost my wife
But I love it so, so I wok alone

I'm wokking garden mice
Cockroach thorax and pig knuckle bones
Add some sauce and rice
And then you start to see why I wok alone

I wok alone
I wok alone

And I'm wokkin' in Memphis
Wokkin' monkey meat with a side of eel
Wokkin' in Memphis
But no one seems to want to eat this meal

All the mallow leaves in the trash
I make into hash, don't you know?

If it makes you sick (oh-way-oh)
I pack my bags 'cause it's time to go

All the lamb parts go in the oil
I'm sorry that you lost your pet

Red centipedes (oh-way-oh)
Supply their feet for my nourishment

Now you know when I'm in Cairo I
(way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh)
Wok like an Egyptian

And I would wok 500 eyeballs
And I would wok 500 more
To be the man who wokked 1,000 eyeballs
What are you gagging for

Your dogs were made for wokkin'
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days real soon
I'm gonna wok 'em just for you

Then a day came along
When I changed my song
For a lady who had something to say
When she started a-lookin'
At the grub that I was cookin'
Then she knew that I had gone astray

She told me to
Wok this way, not that way
Every day, wok this way

We're wokkin', yes indeed
They're talkin', and they concede
It's shockin', how good they find our feed

Now we're gonna stir fry some beef lo mein
We're gonna cook some pepper steak
Slide orange chicken on your plate
Come try our pad thai, it's really great

We're wokkin' every day
And they're flockin' to grab a tray
No more mockin' my cooking everyday

Well you can tell by the way I use my wok
I have changed my ways, no need to gawk
Ingredients you thought were strange
Have been all replaced with straight chow mein

And now it's all right, it's ok
My girl won't let me go astray
But if my act won't be exposed
I may slip in a moose's nose

When I heat the burner and start to fry
It's like I'm caught in a spell
I reach for ingredients
That make people run from the smell

Can't help myself
No, I can't help myself
Sugar pie, honey bunch (Sugar pie, honey bunch)
I love to try the weirdest things
I can't help myself
Let us fry some beetle wings

Back to a lonely life
Everything I cook makes others groan
And it causes strife
It doesn't take too long 'til I wok alone

I wok alone
I wok alone
Come try my thorny lizard bones

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Rex - May 15, 2023 - Report this comment

The list of songs parodied did not display. They are: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day Bridge to Walkin' in Memphis - Marc Cohn Bridge to Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles Bridge to I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers Bridge to These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra Bridge to Walk This Way - Aerosmith/Run DMC Bridge to I'm Walking - Fats Domino Bridge to Stayin' Alive - BeeGees Bridge to I Can't Help Myself - Four Tops Back to Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

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