-> "Get Me To The Polls I'm Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Get Me To The Church On Time"
Parody Song Title:
"Get Me To The Polls I'm Blind"
The Lyrics
Laura, Cheney, George There's just a few more hours.
That's all the time she wrote. A few more hours
Before I cast my vote. O'Franken
There are Polls and booths all over D.C.,
and I've gotta find'em see in just a few more hours!
I'm voting Kerry in november! Geb Bush!
Your brother's gonna cry. Blow on the Bagpipes!
Let's have a landslide! But get me to the polls I'm Blind!
I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Rush, could've pilled me;
But he wouldn't hear me.
But get me to the polls I'm Blind!
If I am laggin' send out the troops.
If I am crappin' Whewt me out the p@@p!
For I'm votin' Kerry in november
Geb Bush! Your brother's gonna cry.
Call up the Saudis But don't answer howdy;
And get me to the polls, Get me to the polls,
For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls I'm blind!
O'Franken and Everyone I'm Voting Kerry in november
Geb Bush! Your brother's gonna cry.
O'Franken Drag me or flail me, Fax me email me.
All But get me to the polls I'm Blind!
I gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
O'Franken lets undue this stigma expose enigmas
All And get me to the polls I'm Blind!
Doolittle If I am flying Then Where's my dog?
If he is barkin',
Let him play with logs!
All For I'm voting Kerry in November!
Geb Bush! Your brother's gonna cry.
O'Franken leather and whip me;
Haul off and hit me; But get me to the polls.
Ooh! Get me to the polls...
O'Franken For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls I'm blind!
Kerry and Everyone Starlight is reelin' home to bed now.
Irag is tearin' up our lives. Baghdad is ragin'.
Carbomb's are takin'. Good bye, Saddam,
Good riddins, goodbye.
O'Franken I'm voting Kerry in november
Geb Bush! Your brother's gonna cry...
speak to Iraqis Then call me a taxi...
And get me to the polls, Get me to the polls...
For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls I'm Blind!
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