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Song Parodies -> "Ev'ry Time I Try to Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Nan Wynn (via Cole Porter)

Parody Song Title:

"Ev'ry Time I Try to Pee"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

Please be kind. I'm 78.
Ev'ry time I try to pee
I leak a little,
Ev'ry time I try to pee
The stream is weak a little,
While the urge to tinkle
Should cause a mighty flow
I make a mere sprinkle
And I still have to go.
In my cot my prostate grips
My aching bladder,
Quite a lot, the toilet trips
Become a waking matter.
Though no torture's keener
Only this --
To piss
I ask from my wiener
Ev'ry time I try to pee.

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.4
Total Votes: 5

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Giorgio Coniglio - March 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Spectacular, from an old-rabbit sympathizer. 5s!!.
Barry J. Mitchel - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
It's time to visit a urologist, Al. I anticipate your other Friday parody. I viewed neither before submitting my parody on a similar subject over the weekend.
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Al - What a fascinating stream...of consciousness! Fun job here. ;D
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Pee-wise, Sir rises; I weep.
Lina Lamont - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
If you are inspired by my humdrum parody to create a palindrome, then my work ain't in vain for nothing.

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