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Song Parodies -> "The Geek Nerd Song (Chess Nuts Playing By An Open Fire)"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Geek Nerd Song (Chess Nuts Playing By An Open Fire)"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

not bad, considering I wrote it in less than an hour
Chess nuts playing by an open fire
Math geeks picking at their nose
Girls named Carol popping zits in the choir
And Fay dressed like an eskimo
Everybody knows that Tony has a boyfriend, Moe
Helen isn't very bright
Tiny Tom with his red eyes aglow
Will roll a dandy spliff tonight

They know the principal is gay
He's gonna hand detentions out to Bob and Jay
And in the boy's room, pervs are gonna spy
To see if Pam has a tattoo on her thigh

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To nerds from twelve to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Here's a wedgie for you

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Melhi - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Time well spent, Sloated. Love the punchline!
Who cares anyways - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Melhi's right. The punchline was great but so was the rest.
royce miller - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
You've pretty much captured my Christmas spirit
Guy - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent and well done!!! This rocks. Great originality with the characters that you inserted, ie 'chestnuts' vs 'chess nuts' "Carol' vs 'carol' I love this sort of thing. Makes for great parody. Keep on writin'.
BJGB - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
DUDE! how'd you think of this
Spaff.com - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Here's five more wedgies for you.
Adagio - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Really good job!
Wild Man - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work man.
Meriadoc - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Been reading Winesburg Ohio...?
Claude Prez - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job. But you're supposed to say, "Not bad considering I wrote it in thirty-eight seconds"; that's way more impressive
D-Boz - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
This was friggin' hilarious!!! I loved it, and like others said, those characters fit right in with the song, and it all turns out to be a funny little story.
Jan Unwin - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just found this one. Excellent job.
"BIG DICK"!!! - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That shit righ therrrr is off the chain

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