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Song Parodies -> "The (Homeless) Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The (Homeless) Christmas Song"

Parody Written by:

Bill Bender

The Lyrics

Please Donate to the Salvation Army this Christmas!
Fish heads roasting on an open fire
Johnny Law nipping at your heels
You find warmth from five dollar wine
Or some hot food that you could steal

Everybody knows a turkey and some warm clothes
Might help you make it through the night
But you find the shelter doors are all closed
We'll find it hard to sleep tonight

You know that Santa and his sleigh
Won't be stopping in our dingy alley today
And every homeless child is gonna cry
Because Dad's been laid off since last July

And now I toast a shot to you today
To Hobos as old as Ninety-two
Although you're a bum, and you ain't got no home
Merry Christmas-To you
written by William Bender copyright 2002 E-mail-derideo@mailhaven.com
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