L is for clerical lechery
O's for overseeing vacancy
V's for Vatican the place of great secrecy
E's for every poor kid who's been raped and even more

Love is all wrong and very askew
'mong the priestly pedophilia crew
Dudes can't love a lady
So their thoughts turn very shady
"Loving" of boys then ensues

L's for attitude of "let it be"
O's open up the secrecy
V was very scaring, what the press was baring
E, the evil force that lurks behind those golden doors

"Love" of boys the leaders let 'em do
But press dug, then off the cover blew
What drove the See crazy
First, there were so many payees
Worst, we could their evil ways see
And so came a sham abate plea
"Love” nuntheless still ain't through